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Post by XxXPaulaLiveLoveDanceXxX on Jul 15, 2005 13:45:33 GMT -5
I was watching my season 1 AI dvd last night and a couple things that they said to each other it was crazy, so I figure I'd post em hehe
Paula(Talking about Simon):This is what happends when your breast fed by your father
Paula:After tonight I think it's confirmed that Simon would critique a suicide note
Simon:I would also like to add, Paula, you have a comedy writer, sue him
Paula(About Simon):The only high he'll ever feel is if he smokes his own shirt
Paula: Way to go
Simon:No more cheerleading Paula
Ryan:So, what do think of my fasion on these shows
Paula(imitating Simon) I much prefer your weekend attire, your beach moomoo, your fishnet stockings, your high heels. By the way Ryan, once again you left your panties at my house last night
and my ALL TIME fave one:
Simon:...Paula, your a choreographer, devote some time with him Now Ryan...
Paula(Interrupting Simon): Yeah, I've also won Grammy's and music awards
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Post by Taco Flavored Kisses on Jul 15, 2005 21:40:42 GMT -5
lol  |
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Post by XxXPaulaLiveLoveDanceXxX on Jul 16, 2005 0:25:14 GMT -5
I Love the last one tho...with one line Paula told Simon off!
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Post by XxXPaulaLiveLoveDanceXxX on Jul 16, 2005 14:20:17 GMT -5
More Saula quotes!:
Paula(About Simon): "I'm afraid that if we were ever to...do it, that he would scream his own name out and that would just be weird, and his boobs are bigger than mine, my butt's bigger than his, and I just can't handle it!"
Simon: "She likes me. She hates me. She can't have me."
Paula: "I'm exhausted from hitting and kicking and stomping on Simon. I don't know what else to do. I've resorted to 'Shut Up!'"
Simon: "If Paula can't have her own way, she goes nuts. Normally at me."
Paula: "I could never be with someone whose man boobs are bigger than mine."
Simon: "It is sort of like a sport with her, probably because she is so easy to provoke. I can't help myself. It amuses me."
Paula: "Simon accuses me of being delusional and patronizing, but I know my role. I'm the one who rallies behind the kids."
Paula: "When he was a kid, his parents ran away from home."
Paula: "Yes yes and if only I could be as good as you with your analogy's. I mean, you tickle the box. Whatever that means. I have no idea. I'll never know."
Simon: "I still don't understand a single word you say Paula."
Paula: "Then I'm doing my job."
Simon: "It's all rubbish."
Paula: "I think there's room for more touchdowns! Touchdown!"
Simon: "No more cheerleading Paula!"
Paula: [On Kimberley Locke] "I liken you to Sarah Hughes at the Winter Olympics as the Olympic skater. You're out here having fun and skating by everyone in this competition. Excellent."
Simon: "What?
Paula: "You have to live in this country to understand that."
Paula: [On Ruben Studdard] "Real great night for you Ruben. Great night. America loves you. I'm gonna shut up now."
Simon: "That is the best thing I've ever heard you say in this competition, thank you."
Paula: "I know. I handed it to ya."
Simon: "Paula, the grown-ups are talking."
Paula: [On Kimberley Locke] "Kimberley, you are the perfect mix of a diamond. You are sparkling and smooth as silk. You just really cut to the very heart. Excellent. Brilliant. Beautiful."
Simon: "Beautiful, beautiful words Paula. Beautiful."
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Post by LaWkI on Jul 19, 2005 1:05:05 GMT -5
lol
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Post by XxXPaulaLiveLoveDanceXxX on Jul 19, 2005 1:07:40 GMT -5
I miss Saula dude!!!!!!!!!!!! They needa hook up already!
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Post by Taco Flavored Kisses on Jul 23, 2005 19:24:09 GMT -5
I know, right? lol. I love when paula says man boobs!! LOL
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Post by vibeology on Jul 23, 2005 19:39:57 GMT -5
i love that one!
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Post by XxXPaulaLiveLoveDanceXxX on Jul 24, 2005 22:08:13 GMT -5
Here's another one...
Can you imagine Simon as a kid? His imaginary friends probably never wanted to play with him.-Paula on Simon
"I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry and he's got Mad Power Disease.-Paula on Simon
thanx Ari for these woo!
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Post by vibeology on Jul 24, 2005 23:08:23 GMT -5
ya welcome!
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Post by Taco Flavored Kisses on Jul 26, 2005 13:52:45 GMT -5
:: Paula About Simon ::
"Yes yes and if only I could be as good as you with your analogy's I mean, you tickle the box. Whatever that means. I have no idea. I'll never know."
"Well its kinda like a love/hate relationship, there are times when he pisses me off so much that I cant just wait for the show to be over with you know for that 1 hour, and then there are times when he's real pleasant and you know he's cool but sometimes he's just a real hard pill to swallow."
"But the thing is now I enjoy him and I think its like I've become sick and twisted because I actually look forward to seeing him and um its like weird I need my fix."
"He's got claws and fangs, but he doesn't pee on my furniture, so I can handle that."
"It's one of those love/hate relationships. There are certain days when he's just the most pleasant, wonderful...just Cuddlebug."
"I'd run right into his arms, kiss him so much...all over"
"I still look at him as a puppy dog. He doesn't threaten me. He doesn't realize that I can stand up for myself, and stand on my own."
Paula: "I'm in love with Simon and I always will be"
Simon: "She's in love with me."
:: Simon About Paula ::
"The judges on other shows are useless, and she's just so unique and funny. She is so weird that she cracks me up. All I have to do is look at her and she makes me laugh."
"Re-think Ashley ya know, Its just sweet, like Paula used to be, many many years ago."
"Paula's actually got a very naughty face, I think she's quite sexy."
"You know Paula, who I couldn't look at the beginning of the series. I love her to death now. I hate to admit it but I do."
"I call her my poodle in other words you sit you poodle on your lap, you stroke it and it licks your face and were both happy."
"I hated her guts to start with. Then she got to trust me. I look after her. We do fancy each other."
"I said to her afterwards 'I think you'd be very good in bed' and she winked at me...and I thought that was quite sexy."
"I just really, really love her."
"I hated her guts to start with. Then she got to trust me. I look after her. We do fancy each other."
"You have to treat Paula like a poodle, one that you've rescued from the pound and who needs attention."
"By the way she looks at me, I believe she has a major crush on me."
"She looks at me like a dog looks when you're holding a can of food."
"I think she likes the fact that I'm a man of the world and that I stand up to her."
"We're really similar -- we both have the same sense of humor."
:: Ryan About Simon & Paula ::
"Paula you wanna start the rumors this early in the season your rubbing his chest, I mean we all wanna know what happened 'that night' and now your rubbing his chest."
"I'm glad you finally did that cause i would like to take this opportunity to tell America there's been something going on and its about time you found out."
"Sit up strait and relax alright, sit up strait you too, separation separation is the key alright. Like kids in school."
"The Yin to Simon's Yang, Paula Abdul"
:: Randy About Simon & Paula ::
"I saw it.. I was there with you, i saw it man.. What were you guys doing.. (Oprah: They were holding hands while we were waiting on the decision.) and they were discussing love.. Aww.. "
"There 's a lot of love on this show. I think it 's called 'Love Idol' now. Ryan and I, you know, were looking at each other and were like 'We need to be in love. ' Simon and Paula are in love why not us?"
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Post by Taco Flavored Kisses on Jul 26, 2005 13:58:28 GMT -5
"It's was one of those love/hate relationships. There are certain days when he's just the most pleasant, wonderful...just cuddlebug..." [PaulaAbdul about Simon, May 7, 2004 Late Night With Conan O'Brien] Elle Magazine: Please comment on the sexiness of the following women: Paula Abdul. Simon: Yeah Paula. Normally you can tell what somebody will be like sexually by her facial expressions, you know? Paula's actually got a very naughty face. I think she is quite sexy. Elle: Ever fantasize about her while sitting at the desk? Simon: I did at the beginning, yes. But then I got to know her. [May 2004 issue] "I said to her afterwards 'I'd think you'd be very good in bed' and she winked at me...and I thought that was quite sexy." [Simon co-hostingwith Kelly Ripa, June 25, 2003] "I just really, really love her" [Simon tells In Touch Magazine about his feelings for Paula, 04.28.03] EW.com: Um, Paula, Simon, what's going on here? Paula, you appear to have stuck Simon's fingers in your mouth. Cowell: She's licking me. [To Paula:] You're licking me! Abdul: [Giggles] (EW.com at the Top 12 After Party 03.10.04) OMGOSH, I found the pic to go with that quote lol  w00t sexy!! |
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Post by XxXPaulaLiveLoveDanceXxX on Jul 26, 2005 20:15:45 GMT -5
kinkay!
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Post by Taco Flavored Kisses on Jul 29, 2005 19:17:28 GMT -5
LOL very!!
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